Who Am I?

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With all the heaviness going on in the world today, I thought we lighten things up a little bit since it is Friday, drive time, and soon to be happy hour. Instead of my normal opinion piece, I thought we'd play a game today, called "Who Am I?" Everybody ready? Let's play.

"Who Am I?"

I was born in 1997 and attended high school in Osceola County. I briefly attended Valencia Community College but didn't graduate. My bestie Ana Eskamani describes me as "working class" although I've never held a real job for any amount of real time outside of far-left democrat politics, nor have I ever started or owned a business.

My entire life from the time I was 15 years old has been spent advocating far left political policies, organizations, and candidates. During that time, I was arrested in Washington, DC and I have claimed- without verified evidence- to be a victim of gun violence in Orlando.

I was elected to Congress less than a year after I was legally able to rent a car. When I got to Washington in 2023, I was unable to rent an apartment due to my "really bad" credit history. I blamed it on running up a lot of debt during my campaign, even though my campaign received over $2.15 million in donations, with only about 11% of those donations coming from within the state of Florida. Among my many benefactors is the convicted crypto thief Sam Bankman-Fried. I've received over $237,000 from ActBlue in the past 4 years.

I'm considered the most politically left of the entire Florida congressional delegation, and in the top 20 most politically left congressional representatives nationwide, according to VoteSmart. Just this week I voted against the immediate release of the names in the congressional slush fund for paying off claims of sexual harassment, even though I voted for the release of the Epstein files. I voted against a resolution designating Iran as a state sponsor of terror, despite voting in favor of the same declaration less than 2 years earlier.

Also this week, I voted against funding DHS and by virtue of that vote the TSA and Coast Guard, even though we are at heightened terror risk. I voted against investigating my Marxist colleague, Ilhan Omar, who married her brother to become a US citizen and whose district is ground zero for all the fraud in Minnesota. I spoke out in favor of subpoenaing President Trump to testify about the Epstein files.

I am in favor of transgender surgeries for minors, against the border wall, in favor of open borders, against your freedom to own semi-automatic weapons, in favor of aggressive gun control, and I support government funded abortions but oppose bans on abortion after the first trimester.

I voted against the largest tax cut in US history but support using the tax system to "reduce income inequality." I support a wealth tax. I am for a billionaires tax that taxes unrealized gains. I'm against any legislation to ban transgenders from participating in women's sports. I have been quoted saying such a ban is disgusting and hateful.

Naturally, I am against any effort to redraw my congressional district, which consists of one of the poorest areas in Central Florida as well as one of the richest. I have called any effort to draw fairer districts as racist. I am for DEI and have supported DEI in the military and federal government. If you oppose DEI, I have accused you of using racist dog whistles and using DEI as a substitute for racial slurs.

I'm also a bit of a social butterfly and a celebrity. Vogue Magazine described me as a "stately young man" as I sipped my cafe con leche. I thought it was really cool to be photographed by Annie Lebovitz. Perhaps my most famous two social outings are the Sundance Film Festival in January, where I was allegedly punched in the face by a man who I accused of being racist, and my failed attempt at a dinner date in El Salvador with my favorite "Maryland Man," Tren De Aragua gang banger Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who my buddy Christopher Hollen told me likes margaritas.

I want your money, your jobs, a speedy pathway to citizenship for illegal aliens, and I want illegal aliens to be able to vote. I am for cashless bail and against deportation of criminal illegal aliens. I support Medicaid for illegal aliens and have described them as "part of our national fabric."

Have you figured it out yet?

I am the youngest representative on Capitol Hill and largely devoid of any meaningful accomplishments other than getting elected to congress in a gerrymandered district. I'll win it again this fall by at least 15 points, while outraising my opponents by a factor of at least 10 to 1. I am the Webster's definition of a professional politician. My values are directly opposite of those held statewide in Florida, and the values Central Florida advertises to the world for tourism. However, my loyalties, as well as my donors, are in New York, Washington DC, and California.

The media, who all love and worship me, especially MSNOW, portrays me as mainstream because if there was any real scrutiny on my real record and beliefs, it would be politically toxic. But you know better, correctly portraying me as a far-left Marxist. Literally none of you listening to this share my values, but I don't care, I'm in congress and you're not.

Who Am I?

I am Maxwell Frost (D) Fl CD 10